Chronographs

Wasn’t that right before he burned all the money to prove it wasn’t the point

Honestly I see way more whining about .ml users than I’ve ever seen them actually being a problem.

There’d be a nationwide tomato shortage

Proceeds from the tomato sales go towards funding his continued imprisonment

I guess that’s one way to share a video…

That moment where you pull out the fleshlight and it makes you a hero. People, almost exclusively other guys, will ask you where you got it and you get to talk about it. This. Is. Your. Moment.