Then they should change the name to month egg.

And those things are nearly black. That’s not preserved. That’s rotten.

Sure.

But an onion is fresh and just an onion.

Every time I hear people say he has an actual plan or that he isn’t the dumbest son of a bitch on the planet I’m going to bring this up because I’ve been convinced since 2016 that he’s the dumbest son of a bitch on the planet.

Incredibly. I’m made up of pretty much all of Western Europe.

I guarantee I eat things you’d never touch. I just ain’t eating any eggs that spoiled during the Harding administration.

I know Iike onions. Reapers would hurt. Century eggs might taste great, but even I ain’t trying that and I’ll try damned near anything. I’d try the caterpillar before one of those.

You’re out of your fucking mind.

I’d eat a 10lb sack of onions for a million bucks. Shit, I’d eat a pickup bed full of onions for that.

Does anyone like candy corn?

Really fucking dumb guy says really fucking dumb shit. This and weather and sports at 11:00.

I’m shocked the vote isn’t going his way. I expected him to cheat.

Monty Python in shambles

I bet pineapple is better

I don’t have a book store or appliance repair shop in my town.

That’s boring