One day you put down your robe and wizard hat for the last time and you won’t even know it.

I bite my fingernails.

When I was a kid my mom put hot sauce on my fingers to discourage me.

Now I bite my fingernails and love spicy food.

Later babe, we are talking politics.

“Oh I don’t watch the news”

But you know their Facebook feed is at 140% font size and filled with absolute garbage

KILL THE WIFI

He feels untouchable and thus far he’s been right. The fucker

That’s very generous

Cool read. Thanks!

Wild how things are moving.

two chicks at the same time

it’s also dumb to run a guy with the same name. It’s all dumb! STOP BEING DUMB

I mean 6 eyes? Cmon. Whats next, 7? Oh lord. And then what, 8? Urg my gosh!

that’s so fucking dumb

These tech bros sat in the first row of Trump’s inauguration. In front of his cabinet. Held inside. Away from the public. Their full priorities are on display. I’m sure somewhere Cutis Yarvin had an orgasm.

Or ever. I’ve never seen anything but chaos on Black Friday. It’s crafted to push impulse purchases for the sake of a “crazy deal”

That’s what she said?

“It’s wild to me people are still using PHP”

You must be isolated from development if you think PHP is not still everywhere.

Citizen dossiers need storage uh I mean MEMES. Think of the memes you can make with all this power. Heh. Just goofin right guys?

You let him “Tweet” and take “meetings”. I’m convinced he’s already living in a bubble. Everyone telling him the economy is great are his cronies making money hand over fist. It’s why he gets so defensive. Also cause he’s a fucking liar.

They could definitely Truman show that guy with little effort.

All will become X. Like a butthole.

A butthole full of shit.