I could be way off base here, but I get the feeling that they are implying people should get off the internet. Don’t quote me on that, because it could be a misread.

Oh look it’s Vicodin o’clock.

To agree with you. It’s pretty easy to sound natural just fuck the sentence structure up a bit. Like surely you can tell this is written by a human because of how dogshit the English is thanks

No we’re open-sourcing booze and partying like it’s 1799