Full title: Microsoft is using wetlands and native gardens to ‘camouflage’ 20-plus data center sites by blending them into nature — critics blast the ‘biomimicry’ effort as ‘lipstick on a pig’ amid a 20-year gas power deal
Full title: Microsoft is using wetlands and native gardens to ‘camouflage’ 20-plus data center sites by blending them into nature — critics blast the ‘biomimicry’ effort as ‘lipstick on a pig’ amid a 20-year gas power deal
Yah sorry nobody serious is putting a data center on a floating boat/vessel. Maybe submerged, but not on the surface.
Jesus…
That’s honestly what you thought?!
I meant that geothermal vents are rarely on the shoreline anyways, and a bot is what’s needed, not coastal facilities.
I mean damn dude, you actually thought putting a fat center on a boat is what I was suggesting?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Natick
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/jun/09/worlds-first-wind-powered-underwater-datacentre-starts-operating-in-china
And they’re trying to put datacenters in space, too. On a boat would be less unusual.