• rmuk@feddit.uk
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    16 days ago

    Reminds me of an episode of Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law which lists the benefits of the workplace. I couldn’t find the clip, but from memory:

    • Toilet paper allowance
    • Chairs (for earners)
    • Subsidized pens
    • Air (for earners)
    • Unrestricted internal phone calls
    • Remnants of meeting muffins
    • Stairs
    • A mostly pest-free environment
    • Complimentary tickets to already free events
    • Bikram Filing
    • Take your mistress to work day
    • Emergency Exits (senior staff only)
    • ulterno@programming.dev
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      16 days ago

      Air (for earners)

      And all the other get what smokers exhale in the room?
      Oh right, that’s the definition of “Air” now.