>click “create account”

>enter full name, email, phone number, address, credit card number, social security number, mother’s maiden name, photocopy of your driver’s license and birth certificate, video of your face

>complete CAPTCHA challenge

>“error: password must contain at least 12 special characters”

>type new password

>complete CAPTCHA challenge

>“error: please agree to our Terms of Service”

>scroll through 700-page ToS and agree

>remember to uncheck the “please send me spam emails forever” box

>complete CAPTCHA challenge

>“error: email is already in use”

>huh, guess I already made an account

>go to sign in

>forgot password

>type email verification code

>type new password

>complete CAPTCHA challenge

>sign in with new password

>complete CAPTCHA challenge

>“a server-side error occured. please try again later”

  • cRazi_man@europe.pub
    3·
    1 day ago

    ToS says on page 387 that they are not responsible if you get killed by one of there services at any point in the future. Please sign.

    • threeonefour@piefed.caEnglish
      2·
      1 day ago

      The fake service contract players need to sign in Helldivers 2 has a clause where reading the contract in full is a breach of contract.

      3.2 Any information made known to the Enlisted outside of operational parameters which is not considered customarily known to the general citizenry and/or which was not known to the Enlisted prior to the commencement of this agreement shall, for the purposes of clarity, be considered “CONTROLLED CLASSIFIED MATERIALS”. For the access of “CONTROLLED CLASSIFIED MATERIALS” explicit, advance written consent must be obtained by the Enlisted.

      3.3 To read these terms and conditions in full shall be considered a breach of Clause 3.2.