>click “create account”
>enter full name, email, phone number, address, credit card number, social security number, mother’s maiden name, photocopy of your driver’s license and birth certificate, video of your face
>complete CAPTCHA challenge
>“error: password must contain at least 12 special characters”
>type new password
>complete CAPTCHA challenge
>“error: please agree to our Terms of Service”
>scroll through 700-page ToS and agree
>remember to uncheck the “please send me spam emails forever” box
>complete CAPTCHA challenge
>“error: email is already in use”
>huh, guess I already made an account
>go to sign in
>forgot password
>type email verification code
>type new password
>complete CAPTCHA challenge
>sign in with new password
>complete CAPTCHA challenge
>“a server-side error occured. please try again later”
Password must contain the user’s credit card numbers