Hope y’all are coping better than me.
Is it just me or are there way more “collabs” between brands now? Or movie/TV show tie-ins too. Seems like nothing is just it’s own thing, sure they have the “original” but it’s right next to all the cross promotional stuff too. Am i watching capitalism ouroboros itself?
Found the perfect companion… for the beef, not the mental breakdown… or maybe both
I don’t get it.
It’s mainly the fact that someone not only came up with this and then pitched it but then it was greenlit.
I just happened to be having a mental breakdown and this shocked me so much it brought me out of a panic attack.
What shocked you? What are we looking at?
So we’re just gonna ignore fuckin dorito flavored beef jerky huh? Aight.
I am not really familiar enough with either product to have developed any strong feelings about them.
I get that but the idea of taking snack food, grinding it into a powder, then coating beef jerky with it is fuckin insane to me.
It’s the kind of combination that only exists as a capitalist marketing tactic in an oversaturated market filled with shit no one asked for or needed.
Mate I have still no idea what the problem is. Should I know that thing or rather what it should look like? I do not.
The product is a bag of Jack Links / Doritos Nacho Cheese Flavored Beef Jerky. Highly processed beef, highly processed cheese, doubly highly branded. It just feels like late stage capitalism. Both of these brands already make low-nutritional-value foods with addictive, hyperpalatable attributes, and here they’re trying to hybridize into some kind of abomination.
People just feel like the world is off its axis, you know?
i know is probably hyperbole but please dont kill anyone over some beef jerky
