I’ve freaked people out by being able to read upside down, so this is next level.

My favorite dark joke when I got back from the sandbox was commenting that I went to war for cheap gas, and that’s doubled in price.

I think the only thing to do is put a stick in the spoke of your front wheel.

Hear me out.

You’re already head over heels, you might as well make it literal. Also, if she comes over to help, out was meant to be. If not, she was probably a terrible person.

Edit: remember - no matter how hot they are, there’s always someone who’s sick and tired of putting up with their shit.