Anyone. Anytime. Anywhere. I am somewhat oblivious that anyone could be at all attracted to my ass, despite all evidence to the contrary.

Finger-banged?

It took me reading the caption for my brain to stop seeing a ST:TOS bridge crew shot.

Edit: Clearly from Port-Side Story

Depends on the state/county contract. The ones they had in KY and PA didn’t provide any sort of paper backup when I lived there. They just seemed to be a touchscreen with a custom UI.

Definitely not. This one doesn’t do poetry

You missed a major one. The Long Walk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Walk_of_the_Navajo

Extra taxes? I wish. Most of these city council are falling all over each other to give these assholes massive tax breaks to move in with, “hundreds of construction jobs.”

Fucking MBAs ruining everything with “next quarter thinking.”

Moore’s Law finally caught up with our ability to make rocks calculate for us. It was going to happen eventually, I find it somewhat comforting that hardware has finally plateaued, and will only get incremental changes for a while. It means that the next computer I build, I can expect it to last for multiple decades, rather than just one.

https://www.trainsdepot.org/en/vehicle/2690/asf-el16

Why bother with drones, when this cutie exists, and comes with a remote control?

I thought we were promised worms and spice…