Giggity

You kids need a nice broth…

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That’s what they wanted you to believe.

Krazy Kats

Mr Veto isn’t even in the Top 5, which are Traitor, Pedo, Criminal, Stoopid, and Virtuosically Incompetent.

Whose domesticating T-Rexes? That seems like a short career.

Massive, fire-breathing chickens, but yeah.

It really makes sense. Another one is that when they uncovered skulls of ancient mastodons, they though they were the skulls of Cyclops, because the trunk is located over a giant nasal/sinus opening in the skull, that they assumed was a single eye socket. If you had never seen, or even heard of, a creature with a trunk, a Cyclops would be the obvious assumption.

They’ve been doing these special commemorative buckets for a few years now. I happened to be seeing a movie at the same time Taylor Swift’s movie was out, and I went into the Men’s Room, and someone had left an empty TS bucket on the sink. They’re expensive, so I thought about keeping it, but there are few people I care less about than Taylor Swift, so I took it out to the lobby and left it on a table for someone who gives a shit.

Edging

I once owned a very popular food shop, and I always loved telling people to knock off the vapes. Now and then, someone would try to look tough in front of their buddies, and try to argue with me, and only succeeded in getting them, and their buddies, kicked out.

I would tell them: “This shop is my kingdom, and I’m the Emperor, and what I say goes, PERIOD. Do what I say, or get out!” I would say it exactly like that, while glaring into their eyes. Few ever argued a word after that, and those that did, were tossed out, FOREVER.

Student Loans

She’ll be the perfect “Democrat” representative for their “debates.” Expect lots of disdain for the “Socialists” taking over the party. I can hear it now: “I didn’t leave the Democrat Party, the Democrat Party left me.”

Incredible. From what I understand, she’s only been with this “fiancee” for 7 months, and this makes him seem more like a Handler than a fiancee. Is this a Mossad Honeypot situation?

These days, stores are for last minute purchases. If I think of something I need, I order it, and then wait for it to show up. I’m not interested in wandering around Walmart.

Interesting

Gavin Newsome and Kimberly Guilfoyle were MARRIED, so at one time, they presumably shared similar political views. That should tell you all you need to know about his commitment to Democratic principles. Basically, he’ll say whatever it takes to convince you to throw your vote away on him.

If Newsome becomes president, MAGA principles will become ingrained in American culture, and MAGA will be part of American politics forever.

This will cost $150 million by the time it’s finished.

Well, yeah, they do that, but they KEEP that money. This will be paid for by the tax payers, 10 times the actual cost, with any surplus going to Trump’s Library Fund.

BTW, Trump’s Library should be at Maralago (after it, and his entire fortune, is confiscated by the government), and it should be called the Donald J Trump Museum of Political Corruption, with 90% of the exhibits dedicated to him. By law, it will be the only thing allowed to be named after Donald Trump, except for sewage treatment plants.

Money collected from visitors, should be directed to Immigration issues, helping new immigrants with legal problems, language education, citizenship classes, etc.