My rule of thumb: if it’s big enough to give it a name, you’ve got to flush twice.

I’m a bisexual the same way that I am bilingual. A bilingual illiterate. I can’t read in two languages.

During the time my entire neighbourhood was trick-or-treating last night, an Amazon driver had the bright idea to deliver packages. I hope the candies were worth driving around at 2 km/h and dodging small kids.

I agree that most radio stations are shite. Fortunately, I live in Ireland, which still has publicly funded broadcasters. I have my phone permanently tuned to Lyric FM, which plays classical music with almost no commercials.

My current phone is Samsung XCover 4. It’s a fairly newish rugged phone; still has a FM receiver.

The headphone wire also serves as a FM radio antenna. You can’t get that with wireless headphones or a connection via the USB jack.

And for some reason, copying the tapes via a double-deck never worked. I had to use software like Mr. Copy to copy over the tapes I borrowed from a classmate.