I have “sides with child rapist” on my 2026 right politics bingo card.

It’s already marked.

That may be the case but it’s still not fake news. It’s not even news. It’s an accusation that turned into news and there is nothing fake about the news story itself.

The Globe and Mail quoted the French publisher as calling the accusations against Orélien “fake news.”

I was willing to give them the benefit of the doubt until their publisher said this.

Coded language that means it’s all true.

Yeah. Mine is really basic as well. It can be summed up as has kids, pets and a car.

The weirdest thing I see is “frequently repairs small engines”

I replaced the carb on my lawn mower last year. It’s the only part I order from Amazon because I’m lazy and wanted an prebuilt carb. I hardly call that frequent but maybe it’s a low bar.

Who is the they there? The chats bots would need to be programmed to do this, they won’t figure it out on their own.

They are running through a predefined logic tree for any action that isn’t next token prediction.

They need strict guardrails. It’s why it’s bullshit when they claim “it” hacked some external system. Someone programmed it to do those things, the chat bots didn’t evolve the ability. These companies play the media and consumers for fools.