D_C

That’s fine, but be warned that I only accept royalties in the form of mushrooms or ostrich eggs!

Nope, but I can eat other people’s without a finger!!

Oh man, I could do that as a kid.

I could also somehow blow bubbles out of my eyes whilst underwater. I would stick my little fingers up my nose and clamp my mouth shut then just try to breathe as hard as possible.
My mum was not very happy when I showed her. Thought I was going to do myself some damage, and she was probably correct. Then one day I just stopped doing it. No idea if I can still do it.
Thank you for reminding me!!

Cheers. I’ll have a look.

Bankruptcies (many of) 👍
Felonies 👍
Racism 👍
Rape 👍
Corruption 👍
Overthrowing countries 👍
Insurrection 👍
Treason 👍
Stealing top secret documents 👍
Paedophilia 👍👍👍👍👍👍
Bombing schoolgirls 👍

Now that’s my type of PresiDunce…
…
Hold up. The price of fuel is up?! NOW THAT’S JUST EVIL. JUST PLAIN EVIL. OH WOE IS ME!!

Got any links to these lamps?

I’ve got a lamp that’s designed for reptiles that a lot of people have had good luck with, but it doesn’t seem to do anything for me.

Donvict Drumpf was elected PresiDunce. Twice.
Before that Bush jr was thought of as a dumb dumb, but he got elected. Twice.

Think about that before you write off the stupidity of kegsbreath trying it.

This statement is just in from Joe Biden:
“It’s great that the voters have had their say but now is the time to move verrrrrrrry slowly and then do absolutely FUCK ALL about all the corruption and heinous shit…just like I did when I was president! There is no money to be made by prosecuting such easily proved crimes. Once again it’s time to take the high road and pave the way for a more competently evil RapePublican to step up in a few years or so. Can I have my money now please?”

Yes, it’s nice to see a fountain of joy violently spurt out from the throats of the once bigoted and hateful people…

Round up the CEOs and introduce them all to a woodchipper.

You’ve got to have a little wiggle room. Just in case.

I ‘might’ not eat a tub of ice cream later on and then sit on the toilet crying until my legs go numb, buuuuuut…

Now go after the scum that murdered them. And whilst you are at it go after the other ice scum that did all those other murders.
And if any of them say “Ich habe nur Befehle befolgt.”…whoops, I meant if any of them say “I was just following orders.”, then add another ten years to their sentence.

You, I love you.

Yeah, fuck that. I was optimistic when Biden got in and then that old fool slow walked the easiest court cases that were to be cased in a court. I’m not falling for it again.

After over ten years of Drumpf, and dealing with other us shit that was generally tied to that fat fucking cunt, then maybe you can forgive the rest of the world for not believing a damned thing is actually going to change.

Obviously there’s some congratulations for getting out and voting against that regime, but those congratulations are marred by the facts that the whole of the us should’ve done that in 2016 and again in 2024. It should be the basic standard to not vote for the corrupt or Nazis. And definitely not corrupt Nazis, but that happened… TWICE.

Plus other than this little blip then Epstein’s rape buddy still hasn’t felt any real consequences for the decades of illegal shit.

Also when I realised you peeps had voted like you did I immediately thought “that orange imbecile will now act even more deranged to fuck loads more things up, then pardon everyone, and himself, and nothing more will be done about it.” Because nothing has ever been done for all those other many blatant crimes.

It’s a good start. I’ll give you that. But it is only a start. A very tiny inkling of a start.
If you truly want others to start looking for positivity and optimism then start charging the Nazis and Nazi enablers with their crimes. Make them sweat.

Again, congratulations. You’ve got a tiny bit of momentum so now do some good with it.

She believed that thing? Wait, wait, WAIT…she believed that useless fat orange child raping pathological liar?

I just, I mean, I can’t understand these people.
Well, fuck you. You fucking dumb twat. And I mean that from every fibre of my being. FUCK YOU.
“Ooooh, the notorious raper of women and children who can’t tell the truth just said he’d make me richer so I’ll vote for that, ooooh!”
FUCK YOU. CUNT. FUCK YOU. I HAVE NEVER MET YOU BUT I FUCKING HATE YOU.

Neither could his little sister, but Altman did it anyways…

Twice. They earned it twice.

That’s one way to go. How about going the PresiDunce Assassinated route?

Or even better the PresiDunce Untreatable Cancer that’s amazingly PAINFUL but suffered over years route?

I was just going to say that the average us person is just lazy and complacent but, yeah, I think you have put it more succinctly.