I thought “he looks like he’s about to die” 15 years ago. As far as I can tell, he hasn’t changed, so I can’t in good conscience look at Donald Trump and the McConnell meat puppet and tell Bernie he’s not good enough.

Everyone always forgets that Bernie’s an independent.

Thanks for this.

But God told him to be the new Noah! How can he shirk his responsibility like this?!

God, what a punchable face.

No.

My personal answer is that you have to register as a member of a party in my state, and I’m not fond of being on lists like that.

Pay off my house. Pay someone else to fix the rotten floor joists. Pay off my car. Wait, why wouldn’t I just get a new house?

I know, I looked last night at the governor race and saw that only two write-ins were reported out of around 3 million counted. That feels serious.

Still, we’re talking about the state that elected Marjorie Taylor Greene more than once.

Still, 80-20 is far outside what I expected.

Holy shit. I guess I need to be more optimistic.

Top right is actually screaming about his hand being devoured by the carrion beast.

I suppose it depends on where you live, but my insurance covers property damage up to $X and medical bills up to $X. Anything beyond those amounts would simply have to come out of my pocket, so there’s no reason for my insurance company to charge more for your car.

We really do, because I was coming up with around $300 of carpet to cover a $400 arcade machine, which felt excessive.

Nah, the problem was that suppliers wanted a minimum, and then I’d have to pay for shipping. We have carpet stores locally, but they don’t carry it.

You can still get it, it’s just really fucking expensive. I built an arcade cabinet and wanted to stick The Carpet to the sides instead of graphics. Turns out my budget was better suited to buying bulk packs of misprinted stickers on Temu.

Not an answer to the question, but you should look up the different types of kidney stones. And shapes. And sizes. The uric acid ones can be popcorn kernels or unholy amalgamations of shattered glass. And they can sometimes be too big to pass at all.

Anyway, drink water.

Fatigue and lack of solutions. You used to be able to go to your local businessman’s house, kick down the door, and strangle him for scamming the town. Strangling Mike (the Kroger GM) isn’t going to help me, and I don’t know how to find Greg Foran.

Y’all remember the week the media learned “excoriated”?

Earwig honey?