She served me a pizza. Quattro Formagge.

April will be 30 years together.

Holy shitsnacks! You are unfortunately correct. I was not bludgeoned by the purple sledgehammer the first visit.

Here, try this alternative, now with less retina syphilis (they still ask for email tho) :

https://qz.com/2185771/find-the-closest-unionized-starbucks-to-you-with-this-map

Google-fu powers, activate!

https://perfectunion.us/map-where-are-starbucks-workers-unionizing/