This whole encounter left a bad taste in her mouth.

Brave Sir Johnson ran away…

“Wut’s the number after, uh, four, six, six, uh, sevun, sevun, five?”

-receives blank stares

Wow. He really is as dumb as I thought. As much as I would appreciate him investing the kind of money that would be required to orbit a viable data center into things humanity actually needs, I would also be perfectly happy witnessing him blow hundreds of billions on a fruitless project. Dumb shit doesn’t even understand basic physics and thermodynamics. It just demonstrates how he is an “ideas man” while actual smart people carry him on their shoulders. Wish he would just fuck off to mars already.

He himself didn’t. Trump would be nothing without a tribe of sycophantic republican congressmen, mayors and governors. This is of their own construction.

He can now continue to pursue his interest as a hip-hop artist.

Yeah, I ran out of time looking for one that’s up to date. It’s a good appetizer though.

Nope, he gets to stay right fucking here and stand trial for his crimes.

That blowjob demonstrated that he could be easily compromised. Ridiculously easy, really. Granted this administration has proven that corruption and kompramat is actually a rite of passage rather than being truly scandal-worthy, so yeah. We screwed

I call that Pedophile Intelligence.

A Latin American illegally entering the US on a revoked passport? How much would you bet ICE would cuff him at the airport if he was anyone else?