MinnesotaGoddam

🎵i want a hippopotamus…🎵

The robert shaw chorale and andy newman are both excellent sources of christmas music

Always Be Cauterizing

Always Be Cauterizing

It’s the microwave oven

TIL

we’re movin to an ass based economy

Johnny Rex

so this is how i find out

what if they were made of cartilage

other way around. they liked giant thigh, bred the t rexes so their cheeks clap when they walk

yeah if there was a kitten room at the local psych hospital i’d probably check myself in regularly

i ordered peking mcduck

maybe it’s a roll-in shower/bathroom for wheelchair users?

we have a sign above our toilet that says “Cheers! Down the hatch! Bottoms up!” and not one guest has giggled about it to me. i need to go more overt.

what if it does the fosbury flop

i’ve felt the wind in wyoming. that pumpkin had to be doing at least 40

Honestly it might be worth it just to get the supreme court to rule that the government can’t shut down because it refuses to authorize funding to itself

Horse, man walking sideways, slavoj zizek’s penis, rupert murdoch’s penis with a line over it.