I’d prefer it if he sucked my asshole. That is more likely to actually happen then me giving him my Ram.

Just slowly drop everyone’s accounts towards zero to make up for it. It’s what anyone investing in crypto is expecting anyway.

Nobody cares.

Cmon guys, coal still leaves the most dust.

For one mistake? Seems like that would be appropriate if he had a track record of bad behavior perhaps.

It’s also getting pretty good at finding queers! So sus!

Y’all don’t know enough about cancer.

So meta employees got his back? The money comes from somewhere. If you weren’t borderline suicidal working for Meta this should do the trick!

Fine. Don’t do it to save money. Do it because we are sick and tired of outsourcing everything to a damn subscription and owning and controlling nothing in our lives anymore.

Not as bad as his other hand thing, but yeah, pretty bad.

Not sure what this reddit thing is but it sounds like a platform with real human interest and no financial incentives whatsoever.

Also - FUCK SPEZ

Woul be much preferred

Ai AND gender in 2026?! = clicks and ad revenue! 🎇

“criminal mischief involving a robot”

Sounds like a cool name for an upbeat song by an avant garde electro-jazz group.

Nice to see some non alphabet competition though.

Waze does this in my neighborhood. All are labeled as police cameras.

Wish it was faster sure.

Buzz lightyearmobile. This is not flying, it’s falling with style.

Americans: what channel is it on?