True. Some comedians are much better at foreign policy than this potus.

Why not both? There’s a couple of hundred of you to go around this time …

Just think. There could have been an unstable woman in charge in 2025. Blasted libs!

Charge every one of them, all the way to the top.

And why do people not ask wtf bro?

Don’t talk about it. DO it!

Nah. She didn’t do enough and her constituents moved on.

Company: I don’t wanna make a big phone. Waste of resources, engineers say no difference.

Older users: I want a big phone. I can’t see shit on the existing models

Company: ok I’ll make one, but it’ll cost ya. Markets small and all that, plus old users are not in line with our brand.

Older users: ok done.

Fomo users: zomg! More expensive phone must be good! Buys them. Does the exact same thing on the gigaphone

Company: hey, we might be on to something here. Proceeds to add useless features no one wants or uses whole jacking up the prices.

Older users: wtf is this phone asking me for my satellite launch codes?

Capitalism sucks.

Maybe he should go hi-T and stop being trump’s bitch.

They even want federal healthcare for everyone! What other evils will they impose on our society?

Trump: vote like I’m on the ballot

Voters: ok

Right?

Right?

Good. No more kid gloves. Bring his ass in and release the files. It’s what the people want.

That’s the least drug lord looking drug lord I’ve ever seen.

Yeah. That Satan guy just suffers from bad marketing.

Me too. I actually asked the dentist for them.

Good for them! They should do the same for ilhan.

They have money because morons made them rich. America is a weird place.

What does it mean when grandpa starts talking about his past failures? Regret? Is the party dying? Is he dying?

Why the fuck does he keep grabbing the arch that way?

Um who exactly deserves to suffer?

Aside from Donald j trump?