I get the feeling that the Apple family refuses to own or operate any vehicle that doesn’t have a carburetor. As far as they’re concerned the Model AA was good enough when it came out and that means it’s good enough today.
You might be able to talk Applejack into an older Hilux but a 2001 Civic is probably way too modern.







Look, they’re just bringing GitHub’s signature nine-fives reliability to the rest of their cloud stack.
Just waiting for the RAM crisis to price everyone into thin clients that connect to Azure Virtual Desktop; then we can get that special enterprise feeling every time we try to use a computer!