I bought in Teton county before COVID-19 hit. No way I could afford it now. Absolutely beautiful place full of good people and a great community. There’s a reason why billionaires come here to disconnect and hide.

This was my last time voting in Texas after 26 years. Next up I will be voting in Wyoming where my countyis the only blue dot in a sea of red. Just like it was when I moved to Texas. maybe I’ll see one more flip before I kick the bucket.

Not quite.

Still, fuckin’aye!

I mean, I get the point being made but, that’s a platform I can get behind though.

Chronicle is the only “super powers” movie to ever address this. Iron Man did too, but only when it helped the plot.

Oh, I’m not disagreeing, and I assume that speed was not helping, I just had no idea that it got that cold. I was hoping, if you can call it that, that the incident was due to some freak weather phenomenon

That, right there, is a Saturday Night Live skit.

Obviously I figured it’d be much colder, but I’ve been in -55°f wind chills and it took me being at 8000+ feet elevation, in a northern latitude, in the peak of a record setting winter, for us to hit that. So, yeah I expected freezing temps up there, but -52.6°f is making my brain hurt. It’s just so crazy that I figured it had to include some other weather phenomenon, not just altitude.

When even Schumer reads the room better than you. How’s the underside of the bus looking?

Two come to mind.

I was twelve, but most people thought I was ~16 due to my height and the fact that I had hit puberty at 10, so I was definitely developed. As I am walking home (three mile walk to school) a highschool girl sees me, quickly crosses the street and begins to chat me up. After a few minutes she finally asks what grade I was in. After I told her, she went quiet and quickly picked up her pace, eventually crossing the street again. I still find that funny.

The second was in 2010, during my grandmothers wake. I did not find that funny.

My mom caught some old man trying to sneak universal healthcare in my treat bag. Damned creepy Bernie.

I have always trusted the process. I have always trusted that it’s trying to fuck me.

Senno ecto gammat!

The House of Mouse isn’t conservative, but it tends to be complicit as fuck. Just go with the flow.

Same…same.

Yeah, 1988-1996 was pretty bad. It was my computer hobby that saved my life. No idea where I’d be today had I not turned my side hustle into a career.