Depending on where on the bell-curve you perceive “woke” and “anti-woke”, you could go from absolute pot stirrer to (more like where I place them, seeing both extremes as not affecting me at all… I don’t even consider these terms.) Level headed, middle of the road.

No shit.

Whip it Good!

This Guys in Love with You

Herb Albert (who signed Karen Carpenter).Just in a super mellow mood.

https://open.spotify.com/track/5hffP5gJFe1zByXf7BIeYq

So this atom returns to the pub begging the bartender and the patrons “Oh, good golly! I’ve lost one of my here electrons! Has anyone seen it?!”

The owner says. “No one has reported anything. Are you sure you’ve lost it?”

To which the atom replied, “Yes! I’m positive!”

…

The next day…

Having a pint, the bartender sees the atom from yesterday and calls the ion up to the bar and says “Just yesterday, you say you lost an electron. Well we found it and here it is.” Rolling it across the bar. The atom, now very happy says “Yeah! That’s the one! Amazing! Thank you! What can I do to repay you?!”

The bartender, with a sly wink, says “No charge.”