Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone in the Ass

Even better, using it to wipe the crud from your eyes because you just woke up

Can I pee on him before and after?

Ok, so what’s your solution, surely if you have the gall to attack someone else for providing advice you have a better solution so tell us?

Looks like what I would expect

Quantitative easing.

The same shit that put us right here after the GFC

Does this work for both Apple and Android?

It’s ironic because no one can prove that our universe and existence there-in is not an identical hellscape used to power the ai of some larger more superior form of sentience.