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Trump would certainly pardon Elon, but I doubt his minions could afford it.

I’m getting worried that the fix might be in in Michigan. I don’t think they can cheat hard enough everywhere to avoid the wave, but they might just hate him enough to risk it in Michigan.

AIPAC money already turned his primary opponent. The right is terrified of a reasonable voice in the senate from an “other” demographic showing people that Muslims are actually good people who might even care about them more than the white power network that they’ve voted for for decades, which has never actually done anything to help them in their economic struggles.

Talarico elicits the same fear in Texas from a different angle.

Are they going to use SamAI as the face of the bailout legislation after the crash? Is he going to stick it out to the end?

Taxpayer money will be needed to prop up losses on plagiarism machines meme stocked to trillions of dollars with nothing substantive to show for it.

Former r/jailbait mod Spez, the greedy little pig boy.

Jon Oliver’s interview with Snowden was incredible. “That’s horrifying, but regular people don’t understand it. Can they see your dick pics?”

An entire industry built around burning cash, water, and electricity to generate questionable answers based on glorified autocorrect. It’s astounding.

Throw another few trillion and a couple dozen rain forests at it. Completely rational behavior.

It’s hilarious that the final boss for AI could end up being The Mouse and Associates.

It feels disgusting to root for the copyright legions. Sign of the times.