Take a quick look outside to see if there’s actually anything going on, then go back to watever I was doing and keep an eye on the news to see who hacked the emergency alert system. Because no legitimate alert will say something that nonsensical without an explanation.

extrapolating from existing lemmy users, your destiny is likely to use linux, hate AI, and take estrogen

Thanks, looks like it’s accessible through Google Books (end of page 29).

Cool, maybe it’ll encourage them to use search engines other than Google.

Do you have a source for this quote? The only previous mention of it I can find is this unsourced Reddit post. Makes me skeptical about its authenticity.