Simply delightful.

I hate riding my bike on streets. I’m lucky my area has dedicated bike zones all along the main streets, separated by barriers. I wish more side streets had them, as well. I wish f’in everywhere had them.

Oh absolutely! Normally I only do like two, though.

I’ve only listened to two episodes of that, but I couldn’t get into the energy D: I’m more of a Casefile girl.

Playing on Firefox with no issues. I’d love a natively running program, though.

This is SOOOO SICK. I’ve never played any NFS games, and this is a blast so far. Thank you for this!

Oh how far we’ve come from people saying “oh no my Alexa and Google home aren’t listening unless I say the word, it’s a totally nother chip and they’re for sure not spying on me it’s impossible”

I used to live with someone and it seemed like paper would vanish pretty quickly. During the VID, I asked them to help find TP, which they didn’t help with for a while, then eventually picked up a 4pk of the worst paper I’ve ever seen.

I found a pack of my own paper, and I floated the idea to my partner: if we wanted to know how much was being used, we could just use exclusively our paper and never the stuff in the restroom. I felt like a crazy person floating the experiment, but I had to know. My partner laughed and said they were totally on board.

My findings: This roommate was going through a half to an ENTIRE ROLL of paper DAILY. Like, he eventually found full rolls of nicer paper. I’ve never imagined someone going through a roll of ultra super whatever in a single day, from shitting and only shitting.

He moved out and we got a bidet. I use four squares on a normal day, and up to ten squares if I’m pooping five or six times.

This is also funny cuz “Goof” is a Canadian regional prison slang for “Child Molester.”

That’s excellent.

I have some white unopened Pokémon anniversary box thing… It’s got classic cards or something? Rereleased ones, anyway. Thought it was 30th anniversary when I read this, but none of the images I’ve seen match mine. I wonder if it’s worth something now.

They weren’t called memes back then, but probably fgsfds, Mr T Ate my Balls, “for dinner,” is duck, bring back snacks

Miiiighty fast. And if you aren’t born with your name on one of the chairs, you’re not even in the game.

Yeah, the best way to go is to have purchased a few of them 3+ years ago!