What?

Where are you drawing this conclusion from?

What? You said she might run against Schumer, who is in a different house of Congress. He’s a Senator. She’s a Representative.

Hey, you should probably pick your head up and look at recent election news you’ve apparently missed completely.

No shit.

We? Did you just call us Crypto bros?

Charlie Kirk’s neck looked like a Koolaid fountain. That’s objectively funny.

That’s okay, same here limp dicks.

Uh, no. Why would you think that?

He is totally devoted to him. That’s why it’s expected. He’s a more psychotic Steve Bannon.

He has deep self loathing. His childhood best friend was Latino, and when he realized he hated brown people, he also realized he hated his friend.

Ok, but that’s still the robot’s fault. I’m sure the driver thought it was an animal or child at first. People don’t get to just wander into the road against a light.

As the spokesperson put it, the robot’s actions may legally constitute fleeing the scene of a traffic incident, meaning Starship Technologies could very well be on the hook for the incident.

I don’t understand. It darted into a moving bus regardless, even if it hadn’t fled. The bus sure as hell isn’t responsible…

Contempt charges? This hardly seems the time to make jokes.

What if they make him wear a sign saying “I’m in prison because I’m a piece of shit war criminal”, set up cameras, close down Fox News and use it to stream the feed 27/7 as a message to future would-be traitors?

Will? The word you’re looking for is Would. They would do that, given back that power for some impossible reason.

Huzzah.

We’ve also had a habit of razor thin election margins and Republicans in Texas.

Correct.

Which ended 20 days before his term did.