I’ll be the one with twelve clocks

The chubby funny white guy named Dan literally made this joke. It was awesome

The sound of a Slack animation has stopped filling me with dread ever since my jerk boss was fired.

That would also explain the private jet that fell out of the sky recently.

I mean, yes there were elevator issues reported on that plane and yes they were flying through a storm that caused historic flooding.

But maybe

He didn’t say it’s not, so…

One of the folks looks a lot like John Candy.

Another is an old Polish lady who said “I had a feeling ze world would end today”

Turner Classic Movies is having a fun marathon today of movies with the number 13 in the title.

The AI is prioritizing safety by not letting anyone fly.

I was on a flight when everything was grounded. I asked the pilot and he could neither confirm nor deny that it’s aliens.

My connecting flight was cancelled so I split a $600 Uber with four strangers

It’s pretty fucked Ohio got legal weed before PA

I’m almost convinced moving to cloud services was a way for IT to deflect blame

So what do we think it is this time, DNS or SSL?

Edit: According to the BBC it’s SSL:

What Microsoft has told us is that the part of its servers that sets up secure connections is getting swamped, and once that happens the server just stops answering,

Maryland, too

Nah, Dems are fucking squares and won’t be proud of something like that.

Nobody who tries as hard as they do to be liked is happy.

I’m just happy PA finally has a democratic Congress so we can legalize weed

People with money can still be losers. Just look at Elon Musk. Or Zuck. Or Bezos.

I didn’t do any work today. Not because of this outage but because I was at a conference.

The hardest thing I did all day was not walk up to the Microsoft booth and laugh at them.

The hardest thing I did the day before that was not walk up to the Nvidia booth and laugh at them.

Not until he’s banged at least three people he shouldn’t have

Nobody cares anymore now that Outlook is down