Seth Taylor

I swear lately there’s a trend of people going absolutely crazy when they lose an election

I’d tell you, but it’s been so long I can’t remember

You gotta try and take its positives

Now that you mention it… this rat poison does have a pleasant cherry flavour

That’s when they get together and crash Grindr

We know time travel isn’t possible because no one went back in time to split up this dude’s parents

I’ve been slow to transition away from Google products but I gotta say… to make an effort to ditch Google and then have THIS happen to you? I feel bad for those people. I really do… You do the right thing and get slapped in the face. Not fair.

I’d rather Sam Altman didn’t own a home

I regulary call him “literal sentient piece of shit”

Nice 😏

Hungary and Serbia would like a word with you

Mike Rawgers? Rahgers?

Could you spell that for me?

Not enough

You can buy a cheap guitar for about £100. Beats Guitar Hero

Or you could turn to a life of crime. Beats Grand Theft Auto

Goat Simulator fans please contact the furry community for advice

butter his ass up for the AI cock

I think I’ve seen that video

do you even know what a race condition is

Oh, it doesn’t take a genius to figure that one out, pal. Now get out of here. This isn’t a nazi bar.

Google, 30 minutes later: “Wait, you meant baby potatoes, right? RIGHT?”

Now you can choose between a platform owned by the far-right and a platform owned by the far-left.

EDIT: Lemmy being Lemmy. Gonna say it again. FUUUUUCK COMMUNISM. FUCK IT ALL THE WAY UP ITS ASS. FUCK ALL COMMUNISTS. DEMOCRACY FOR THE FUCKING WIN. Move to China and see how much they actually love you. I’ll read your story in an article like this: https://www.nbcnews.com/world/russia/american-family-moved-russia-seeking-better-life-got-drawn-war-ukraine-rcna220463

Every time one of you “Mamdani is right-wing” communist cunts downvotes me and presumably has their blood pressure spike to dangerous levels I reward myself with a cookie.

Haha lol