TabbsTheBat (they/them)

Gate. Because no one actually knows what stargate is, but it makes both the star wars, and star treck nerds mad

Does “how do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce unionized” count? It doesn’t exactly require advanced scientific knowledge or anything :p

Yep! :3

We give our egg shells to the lady we buy our eggs from lol, so I have partaken in that sort of calcium recycling scheme

I mean chickens (and other egg laying animals) will eat their own eggs to recuperate the energy, so it certainly seems like the smart thing to do :3. I mean an egg of that size every day would really require you to increase intake of both calories and various minerals

I just want to be authentically me, and I think im pretty good at that :3

because your talents exceed your desires.

I wish haha :3

I’ll take that analysis tho, uwu

The real question is what recent dream I had that I’d be willing to share with strangers on a public forum lol

Hmm… well there is this one where I dreamt I was hanging out with a friend at a convention, and they gave me a guitar and asked me to play something, except I haven’t played any guitar since I was like… 11, and so then I almost cried, cause I was nervous

I don’t have too many stories of being hit on in weird places? I guess the closest one I have was from a guy on an anonymous chatting site thingy (sorta like omegle, but that one was less cancerous). Anywho, it was a guy I talked to for a while, mostly about our respective countries and whatever, and then he went full “I think you’re my soulmate, and I really want to meet you” on me. I mean I basically just said 1. we just met, and 2. We’ve barely met at all, we know nothing about each other. But he just kept going x3. Eventually I just said I needed to go, and dipped the fuck out of that convo

So in my native language we change foreign names to fit into the grammatical structure better, and one way to change trump’s name would be “trumpas” which is also our word for short :3

It’s unrelated, but it’s mildly funny

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But I like using “uwu” :c

Im not christian or USian, im just gay uwu

But I just bought this very nice lube :(