No K9 Mk III?

I swear USAA used to be better, first time a door dasher crashed into my house they were along for the ride the whole time, the second time it happened I had to do all the legwork myself. Leagues different behavior, it’s like they’re just like the rest of the companies anymore.

Kind of a sick burn seeing as that emoji combo relates to a defunct computer manufacturing company and is a suitable age gate for people born after 2000