

We have a strategic oil reserve and our supplier isn’t at war with the nation that the pipeline it comes through sits in. In fact we are well aware that the amount of oil we get from the middle east is paltry at best, and that the increase of our prices are purely the oil companies assfucking us over the fact they can’t ship it everywhere else to make profits. (that third mega yacht won’t buy itself after all!)





Sadly, the only war we have any business being in would solve both these problems, BuT RuZzIa HaZ nOoKz!!1 🤪