Yes, thank you. I might be stupid, but I’m not THAT stupid. I’m looking for ways of getting calories into me, not a way of calculating how many I need. I know how many I need. And that number is “more”. Approximately.

Okay, I may not be exactly “fine”. But I have been worse. So it’s not that bad.

Butter is too expensive to buy consistently. It’s for special recipes only. So no, I have not tried that.

You can put spices on rice? You have opened a new dimension of cooking to me. Why did I never think of that? Probably because I never seen anyone doing it. Or because I’m stupid. Depends on who you ask.

This settles it. I will drink half a shot of rapeseed oil and see what happens. Wish me luck. Hope I don’t crap myself in my sleep.

Update: It is now in me. It feels strange. I feel lubricated in places that aren’t usually lubricated. And it is NOT where you might think. Is it really worth it for 180 Kilocalories? I guess we’ll see.

No offense to you, but I read all the “bean-centric” comments as: “Yes, just add raw sewage to your food. It’s great!”

And you said “make the food you eat more enjoyable” and then gave me a meal plan written by Satan himself. BEANS AND RICE!!!

I would rather die than live off beans.

Thank you for the comment.

Nah… I’m fine.

I bought multivitamin. It was on sale.

Lactose. I will shit my guts out if I do that. Also, ice cream is expensive. Would love to bulk up on it, but it would kill me. First with diarrhea, then with a heart attack once I see how much I paid for that ice cream.

And I need SOME fat. I am literally a skeleton. Going to the gym WILL kill me in this state. Not even exercising, just GOING there.

They give me gas. And that is painful. Like, can’t fall asleep painful.

No. It is hunger pains. I feel pain from not eating. I don’t have pangs of hunger. I’m not hungry. My stomach hurts from being empty. Hunger pains. It might be because of the contraction of the stomach, but they are definitely pains.

Mashed is technically sliced. In pieces so small they form a homogeneous mass. It shall be attempted. I’ll update y’all on how it went.

Update: I didn’t have the energy to cook today. I just made scrambled eggs. I hated them. Every time I hate them more.

Your sound advice and my visceral reaction to it have been a wakeup call for me. I need therapy ASAP. They need to cure my autism so that I can eat poor people food like I deserve. Because just thinking about eating lentils and peas makes me retch in disgust. I hate peas. And lentils are related to peas, so I hate them by association.

Thanks for the advice. Despite my reaction, it is more than reasonable. I will attempt consuming more nasty… nasty rice. School food really made me hate rice…

That is A LOT of food to eat. I can barely stomach one full meal (a day) consisting of two eggs and two to three large potatoes. That is too much food to eat. But if I ever regain my appetite, I will attempt to try this. Correction. I currently intend to intend to attempt to try this.

I get vitamin C. Oh wait, the energy drink I supplement with has every vitamin under the sun EXCEPT vitamin C. Thanks. I shall raid the medicine cabinet in search of those precious yellow tablets.

And do not worry. Dental care is free.

You convinced me. I will try this. Ever tried it with boiled mashed potatoes instead of potato slices? I have access to a lot of leftover mashed potatoes.

Sandwitches and fried bread requires chewing. My teeth are coming loose (probably because of the malnutrition). It’s a bit hard/painful to bite and chew things.

Chicken is expensive. So is cheese. I can afford up to two to three slices a day when rationing for the whole month.

But spinach and broccoli do sound nice. I’ll buy some next month, when I can afford anything aside from the very basics. And eating those will help me gain weight?

I can’t afford a bottle of coke. It’s as expensive as two loaves of bread. Two and a half loaves if I buy the cheapest bread. In my country sugar has a tax on it. Making products with sugar even more expensive.

Beans oil and sugar don’t sound great. I already eat oil when I fry the egg. And beans usually make my stomach hurt.

For weeks I’ve been fantasizing about eating a donut. But I ain’t paying an equivalant of more than a dollar for a single donut. Back in the day I’d buy 4 of them for the same price.