Leroy Jenkins has entered the chat.

“Butthurt whiny bitch babies are butthurt.” No shit.

CBS Sunday Morning lied to me then.

Fun fact, it’s not actually named after Julius Caesar. It’s a “say-sar” salad and was invented in Tijuana Mexico.

Tell us which stocks to buy Chuck.

Do it.

There is some weird loophole in Baltimore that allowed bars to stay open all night on new years eve, and the first year I lived there I didn’t know about it. Was very confused when I left the bar and the sun was coming up.

Completely reasonable. Can’t tell fact from fiction on here anymore it seems.

I guess I should have added a /s

It’s always popular to be on the wrong side of history.

Straight into my v…er public consciousness!

Ah yes. The party of free speech.

When we sold our house in the city 4 years ago, the realtor suggested we paint over our accent wall, and have all the walls in the house painted “reliable gray.” Apparently that’s the color that sells houses to white people.