And this, right here, is the last post by sorghum@sh.itjust.works before the Open AI repo men came for them.

What a ridiculous idea. The unused brain space is for ads! It’s like cryptomining but for Google and Facebook.

That sounds like a lot on your and your siblings’ shoulders. Good for you, for doing what you can for her. I hope that you can maintain healthy boundaries, while doing what you deem is right to do for her.

Judges don’t usually take kindly to calling them while drunk, crying, and naked… or so I hear.

That is SO MUCH WORSE

How do you know it isn’t the same fly and their descendants who have learned to be caught by you? Presumably it’s some fly rite of passage.

Is there a time minimum on open mic nights? Just go up for one big, hearty metal scream.

How am I meant to fit something seven times the size of my dick in my pocket?

Reduce, reuse, and reheat the billionaires.

Ugh… and that’s going to be a contentious race.

It’s dry, like the old Colbert Report. Not every post of theirs lands, but I think they’re pretty funny overall.

Check out their post history. It’s satire.

For centuries people have described phenomena they don’t understand “God.” We’re making progress.

He’s dumber than your average cereal mascot

I played it a bit and it’s really cute and fun. Got a story about how you developed it?

sudo eat -rf ./Homework

Clearly you aren’t a megacorp. Just set your fiscal year to begin on the day of your paycheck. Checkmate, YNAB.

I, too, could make $50 billion in revenue if you gave me $250 billion.