I didn’t find what I was looking for, but I did read a story about an Ai named HQU that conspiratorially surmised it may be Clippy and considered maximizing it’s reward function by taking over computers.
…as Microsoft assistants normally do…
we are all
mostly human. …for now.
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dangit now I gotta go search it
51·2 days agowhew. I just need some time before I can convey philosophical calm. but whereever I am in my calm journey, it’s still far better than the nothing crew!
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803·3 days ago“try not to suck any dick on the way out of the parking lot!”
well i think she knew she sucked, but I wouldn’t be surprised if her base swallowed her load of bs.
are you asking for Jesus to nut in your mouth? or is there a nut called a Jesus nut that you want to eat. like does it yell out daddy while you eat it?
either way pretty commandy for the chrizzy.
also, a Jesus nut could be considered the second coming.
maybe don’t have sex with an apple?
but we were told to … and I quote…
boof it.
he looks like he’s melting.
fuck I hope he melts.
like he really just turns into a human puddle of piss and greed and shit.
like, no, you don’t understand . I want for him to, for reals, like he’s just at a banquet and he speaks a bit and while talking his voice just starts flickering and his face just starts drooping and we just witness the first ever transformation into a shit puddle.
we call it the Tesla P™