I took a shit for the glory of the empire!

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Once I decompiled the contol app for a cheap chinese vibrator. The vibrator uses Bluetooth LE to talk to the phone app, the phone app connects to chinese servers and offers remote control and chat functionality.

Spiciest thing I found in the App was a list of words (mostly Chinese) you are forbidden to use, stuff like references to Tianmen. Yes the sex toy app had a cleartext list of political and kinky forbidden words it will locally filter out.

🎵 Laaaast Christmas I gave you my heart… 🎵

Mine was really uncomfortable but not really bad. I was in the hospital, had to pee through a sieve (to find out if it passed) and knew where it currently was, as I could feel it. I also had gallstones and the colics due to these were A LOT worse. I didn’t know before, you can just vomit from pain. I had an operation to get rid of the problem.

I was with my (then) wife there when both kids were born. I’d still would not want to go through that.