Apparently it’s gay to pay too much attention to cleaning your ass in general.

I didn’t learn about this until my current partner told me she was so happy to see that I had a bidet the first time she came to my place. Apparently there are far too many men out there who actually truly believe that it is somehow ‘gay’ or otherwise ‘bad’ in their eyes to clean their own asses properly.

I dislike having to use the restroom while traveling because there’s almost never a bidet, and we got a bunch of dudes just running around out there choosing to have feces actively living in their cracks??? Still makes me shudder.

Wouldn’t that be true for many people who vote, and that’s why voting is done en masse, to track the interests of the whole populace? Many people have ‘duties’ to things which are not their country, would you also say that someone who is dedicated to their job shouldn’t vote because their ‘primary duty’ is not to the United States, but to a corporation?

It’s not like he’s in a position of power in the political system, it’s just one vote.

This is why we have a harder and harder time using any online marketplace. We want our stuff to go to an actual human being and don’t charge very much for it, but the hassle of being bombarded with super lowball bullshit offers and from accounts that clearly aren’t real people has soured us.

Now we just stick most of our shit out for bulk pickup a couple days early and hope someone gets a chance to pick up anything useful.