I’m only being partially truthful here - last thing we need is to turn that idiot into a martyr.

No, I’m saying I would have liked it better if his execution was more effective. 👂🔫

To be entirely fair, I’m not sure he had the best shot at having empathy, his whole family benefited from the apartheid in south Africa.

The orange idiot heading the USA

I like this, thanks

Religion.

To be clear, not belief or whatever, you do you. But religion is a cancer to this world.

I find it similar to “the fall doesn’t hurt, it’s the sudden stop at the end”.

But it’s not entirely accurate, because we can be exposed to thousands of volts. For instant, most ESD are between 2k and 10k volts. Van de Graaff generators can generate up to 1,000,000 volts, yet they are regularly used in school classrooms.

Gave my standup update FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

That’s sickening. Hope they’re ready for their entire girls sports program to come to a grinding halt.

That requires forethought though, you’re giving c-suites too much credit.