I can’t help but imagine her face it tattooed like Cthulhu, and I’m not sure how I feel about the “Sexy Mind Flayer” look…
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I salivate thinking about Players unfiltered ...oh, and nice ass, I'm told ....
2·2 days agoSold! No takesie-backsies!!!
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Technology@lemmy.world•Cisco gives 27-year-old engineer unlimited AI tokens to rewrite 98% of the company's legacy code in 24 months — president plucks former startup founder, telling him to 'go nuts'.English
13·2 days agoThey’re advertising it trying to get some other sucker to think this will actually work and pay for enough tokens to rewrite all the code at their own company, inflating the bubble more.
Better do it now, because in two years everyone is going to be doing it; you can get ahead of the curve! 🤮
I’d bet money that guy has “Let’s Go Brandon” merch
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are some strange parts of wealthy lifestyles? [read post]
2·3 days agoNot only paying for the tree, but paying someone to bring it, set it up, and come back to take it all down later.
I know someone that was doing this as a side gig for a while, no 30k jobs, but I think she did over a dozen trees in like 2023.
My wife pulls the “under-over” when she’s not wearing a bra.
Forearm under one boob, hand (holding phone) on top of the other. Sometimes I’m jealous of her little shelf…
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Technology@lemmy.world•Code-execution flaw in UEFI firmware affects most servers on planet EarthEnglish
15·4 days agoAs far as we can know, Mars is entirely populated by robots, but I believe they boot from a local drive and aren’t directly connected to the Earth’s Internet, because the ping would be TERRIBLE.
I can only ever thing of the NSFW wharrrgarbl with the naked skydiver…
Her lips are doing the same thing as that dogs…
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Technology@lemmy.world•Some iPhone Duo screens are already failingEnglish
8·5 days agoSadTrombone.WAV
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Technology@lemmy.world•Forced to pick, Grok’s AI model chooses Republicans. OpenAI’s picks Democrats.English
2·6 days agoCharmander is over rated. Fake-ass non-dragon wannabe…
Team Bulbasaur!
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Technology@lemmy.world•Human receives AI-designed virus for the first timeEnglish
1·7 days agoI’m not sure if I prefer AI -> T-Virus or AI -> SkyNet.
Either way, this reality is burned…
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Technology@lemmy.world•Getty Images files for bankruptcy amid mounting debt and AI competitionEnglish
201·9 days agoPaying their lawyers to sue people
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Technology@lemmy.world•Meta ordered to pay $25 billion penalty in New Mexico Cambridge Analytica caseEnglish
4·11 days agoHow long before they file for
a bailout“bankruptcy”, and start doing business under a different name?
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Technology@lemmy.world•DHS Said They Searched Man Who Wiped GrapheneOS Phone for Child Abuse Material. They LiedEnglish
1·11 days agoDHS hacker, after reading your comment:
Hey Grok, replace all instances of “Donald Trump” in the Epstein files with “Samuel Tunik”.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft reportedly projects $1,200 to $1,800 price for 2028 Project HelixEnglish
4·11 days agoMy OG 64GB LED Steam Deck (bought for under $300 years ago) handles 90% of my gaming. I upgraded it to a 2tb drive a couple years ago and it was well worth it.
I’d pull the trigger sooner rather than later, I don’t see prices coming down anytime soon.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Anthropic logged net loss of over $80 billion in first half of 2026English
71·11 days agoForget resale, for 80 billion you could probably get BYD to produce custom vehicles under your own brand.
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Technology@lemmy.world•The RTX 5090 now costs EUR 1,830 more than it did a month agoEnglish
8·12 days agoMy 1660 super is going to be doing the heavy lifting for another decade…
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Technology@lemmy.world•Amazon Launches Ominous Wearable Ankle Monitor-Style Gadget That Records You Constantly: It's designed to "stay with you through a full week without interruption."English
9·15 days agoF451 had the “Parlour”, a room in the house with full sized wall screens that were interactive so you could do things like act in plays with other people in their own house doing the same thing.
Basically, books were made illegal so that the government could control the narrative and change it whenever they wanted with no proof of it ever being changed.
It’s a good thing we don’t have 24/7 propaganda being shoved at us in reality…

Powdered milky tiddes do not sound appealing.