Don’t underestimate the stupidity of the right. It could definitely work, because it has in the past.

They did start their post by self-identifying as a jagoff, to be fair.

I prefer my reality.

Patience, grasshopper.

If it helps heal America, I would make this sacrifice ✊

But start with the balls.

Each day is better than the next 🌈

Don’t yuck his yum!

“Excuse me, but aren’t there rules and procedures for this?” will echo through time as the most impotent question ever asked.

They’re proposing that the Fed prioritize the needs of citizens over corporations? Good luck with that, America. Seriously. Good thing there’s so much precedent for that argument working. At all.

Pardon my cynicism, but like… Gestures to everything in the last 50 years

You might end up having both without getting to choose either one.

Technically we’re almost there. There are like a few dozen parasitic assholes who have all the money, and if you graph the average person’s wealth alongside theirs, it rounds to 0. You’d need a really tall chart for that first pixel-height bar to render at all.

For (nearly) legal immunity, punch them with a car!

And yet he walks fearlessly among us. We’re traitors to ourselves for letting them do this to us.

It is if the government is also treasonous. Is it possible to charge an administration for treason? Perhaps we’ll see soon. Probably not, though.

So he provided a service and charged a high markup. This is just capitalism. Those idiots could have paid the ransoms themselves but chose to outsource.

Time to reboot CHIPS.

America is not falling behind because y’all are caring too much for each other 🤣

That’s just life you’re describing. Life in capitalism, that is.

You’re being downvoted but I’m here for you. Americans deserve to be cut off from all trade at this point.