At a renaissance festival I once saw a performer begin her act by addressing the crowd

Ladies and gentlemen, and people too amazing to be constrained by the gender binary…

• bag it before you tag it
• don’t stick your dick in bump uglies with crazy
• if they’re a 10 and you’re a 2, something’s up
• ya don’t have to train like you’re going to the olympics, but stay reasonably active and eat decently and that will lower your odds of type 2 diabetes
• the perfect is the enemy of the good enough, and learn when you need each
• don’t ever try cocaine, heroin, or meth. the world ain’t gonna end if you partake of the grass in a responsible manner, but don’t ever try anything harder.
• learn from your mistakes, and learn from other peoples mistakes too
• don’t go to parties with metal detectors. sure, it feels safe inside. but what about all them brothas waitin outside with guns? they know you ain’t got one!

I’ve heard of places where they have you put the used tp in a trash can because the plumbing can’t handle it.

But aside from that, and from tossing a dirty diaper in the trash can, I can’t imagine how else you might wind up putting the poop anywhere other than the toilet.

in cider

sounds like

inside her

I have understood it as a means of making overt the perceived sexual tension between Malfoy & Potter.

There’s a big reason why Drarry is one of the biggest ships in the HP fandom, and my guess is that Malfoid/Potter helps make the UST tangible for people who don’t like slash.

It has never been clear to me whether Malfoid is intended to be cis or trans, though I can’t imagine blood purists reacting well to a child of theirs being transgendered.

Procrastinated at work, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

Freak out over how I was going to repay the loan

Hell or High Water in the ass

Hot Fuzz in the ass

The Big Lebowski in the ass

Hail Caesar in the ass

Kill Bill in the ass

Pulp Fiction in the ass

The Princess Bride in the ass