hold your olives

Your life may even peak at 9 deviled eggs

Alcohol doesn’t help. Neither does the drugs. Try eating 6 devilled eggs

Second one sounds more plausible. I think she somehow felt she couldn’t say no… which is a bit distressing on all fronts

Yeah. I met her abroad in a fancy part of San Diego. Making huge sweeping assumptions here, but everyone there was just oozing self-importance. I felt a bit like I was in a zoo, and interacting with very well groomed fauna.

That is to say, I think her behaviour wasn’t atypical of the area she lived in, from my somewhat judgemental lens

You’re telling me you passed up the opportunity to marry Tiny Tim?

I’ve never met a feety girl… but I do like to touch their feet during play as I feel like it does do something. Shit, maybe they’ve all been feety girls all along and I just never knew

We met at a workshop and collab’d on a project. I asked if she wanted to go have a coffee with me some time. She said yes but didn’t seem too happy about it. At the actual date she just looked disdainful. Getting answers out of her was like wringing blood out of a rock. At the end I just decided to leave it, and left on as friendly terms as I could.

I still don’t know why she agreed to come. I hope she didn’t feel like she had to? I’ll never know

I gotta ask, what’s a feety girl?

I’ve had one of those. She was fresh from a breakup and I think was looking to punish someone. I even offered to go sleep in another hotel but she called me back to bed. I think she did like me, but was working some things out without really knowing it. Smoking hot though, easily the sexiest woman I’ve ever been with

oh my dude, you should have just told her later

Give me a Paduka any day

There’s a cat I walk by almost every day, and he’s sitting on the front window sill come rain or shine, waiting for his damn owner to let him in. I know it’s wrong to want to kidnap a cat, but that cat needs rescuing.

flesruoy rof kaeps

Betwixtly - twice within two weeks

oooh, I thought it was a range

so f is a function that yield a value between the ribbons bounded by cos and sin scaled by r, which is just a linear line, and then you define the axis t itself as a mapping that multiplies 3/2 to everything.

I give up, what is it? It sounds like a single point on a graph, but what is it solving

noope nope nope

It sucked but in a “we’re all in this together” kind of way. There was a grim communal hope in its suckiness.

Now? The backstabbing is rife and personal, and everywhere

“Knowledge forbidden?
Suspicious, reasonless. Why should their Lord
Envy them that? Can it be a sin to know?
Can it be death?”

― John Milton, Paradise Lost