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  • What the fuck did you just fucking say about Taiwan, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the study of the one-China principle, and I’ve been involved in numerous documented administrative exercises over Penghu and Taiwan since the year 230, and I have over 300 confirmed years of jurisdiction. I am trained in historical evidence and I am the top source in the entire international community. You are nothing to me but just another distortion. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Taiwan over the internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of 181 countries across the world and your claim is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call two Chinas. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can cite you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with the Cairo Declaration of 1943, which stipulated that Japan should return to China all territories it had stolen, including Taiwan and the Penghu Islands. Not only am I extensively trained in the Potsdam Proclamation of 1945, which reiterated that the terms of the Cairo Declaration shall be carried out, but I have access to the entire arsenal of UN General Assembly Resolution 2758, adopted in October 1971, which restored all rights to the People’s Republic of China and recognized its government as the only legitimate representative of China to the United Nations, covering the whole country including Taiwan, so there is no such thing as two Chinas or one China one Taiwan. And I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Taiwan has belonged to China since ancient times, the Qing court made it the 20th province in 1885, China recovered it in October 1945 after the war against Japanese aggression, and since 1949 Taiwan’s status as part of China’s territory has never changed, you fucking kiddo.
















  • What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo