Scammers, hackers, con artists, things of this nature. I’m old enough to remember being excited when the phone rang because it could be anybody, like my friends! Then I got scared of it because its could be anybody, even my boss or my debtors! Now I dont even bother looking because theres absolutely no chance its anybody I know or even anybody who wants me, its either an Indian guy about to trick me about my Microsoft Computer, or some computer program about to trick me about being a real person about to trick me about my Microsoft Computer.

Same for emails. Maybe the Prince of Nigeria really was in trouble one time and just got drowned out? Maybe one of the penis enlargement pills were just from a misunderstood genius scientist? We’ll never know because scammers have absolutely fucked every single line of communication we’ve ever been granted access to.

Just. Fuck. Off. Die slow.

You win. This is the single best image I’ve seen this month. Thanks OP.

You can get it anywhere, but still.

They can tell everything about you from a firm handshake and a look in the eyes.

99% of players stop walking into the truck <1 minute before mew appears

Internet research. Learning all about Henry VIII.

I’m steaming mad that the next generation plays video games by watching their favourite streamer make smurf after smurf and then buy the skins they’re told to.

I feel justified there.

Just missing a Brazzers logo

In the movie sure.

In the image its just an evil clown with a fat hoard.

Those neat rows are very pleasing though

Not sure if this is in the spirit of the question, because I know nothing of celestial objects.

I’d want to go for away to see the milky way from outside, like how we can see the horsehead nebula.

Failing that I want to go to the exact centre of the universe, or the very edge.

One time i needed to go across the street to pick something up from another house. I used the live football on TV to see if it was still raining because it was at the local grounds. Getting up to twitch the curtains just seemed like effort.

I stopped smoking weed because my lady is super straight-edge no-nonsense etc. I got so fucking fat since then.

Fake : has girlfriend

Gay : imagines her with small tits.

I cant remember when, early 00s, but it was definitely the Egg Disk for Creatures

Serious sweaty boot rash

The internet is forever except for that one perfect porno you found in 2004. That shits gone.

You’re looking to put countless insurance brokers, private health care workers and others out of a job while simultaneously decimating the automotive industry, and for what? A brighter, cleaner healthier future for your children?

You monsters.

The toilet card.

We had turnstiles to clock in and out of my old job. Couldn’t leave factory floor without clocking out. Before i started working the union negotiated a “toilet card” where you have to go ask the manager to use the toilet and use the special card.

I’d taken to just telling my team leader I’m going and just slipping out the fire escape because I didnt like wasting 5 or 10 minutes finding the manager because the place was fucking massive.

One time I got pulled up and officially told off by the head head guy, the guy right below the owners. 20 minutes getting a bollocking for not using the turnstile. Accused me of fraud and theft.

After that I deliberately needed to use the toilet every shift. Every single time I would go and find the manager, and I would take the dumbest routes possible, going out of my way to not find him, looking in all the wrong places based on where I’m sure he wasnt. It would take me about 20 minutes to find him, a nice round 10 minutes in the toilet, just vaping and checking texts, then another 20 minutes looking for the manager again to return the card.

What used to be about 5 minutes, 2 or. 3 times a week, turned into nearly an hour every single day. The important part is that I wasnt stealing