Get passionately involved, join your driver and yell back. Fuck that cab.
Yours and the other combined, “yeah well I was ugly before I got in this cab what’s YOUR passenger’s excuse?!” and just throw hands. channel your inner Steve Buscemi
He’s trying to hurt the other guy’s rating.
I’m surprised that this uggo isn’t used to catching strays.
accuse your driver of making you ugly.
No!
They’re driving the car you are in!
They’re on your side!
they are driving a car. they are all the enemy.
… but you are in that car!
Maybe at least get out of the car, before making an enemy of its driver?
did I get in before they were driving? otherwise they were The Enemy before I was in the car. maybe I’m just a freak who believes in things, but my allegiances aren’t as fluid as yours seem to be.
I mean, the scenario is you are in the backseat of a taxi.
So… yes, the driver was driving when they… pulled over to pick you up.
then they’re The Enemy. it’s probably their fault I look ugly.
Maybe the driver is a collector of ugly people and kidnapped them
Yeah I’d call you a freak
Your mom has driven a car. So she must be the enemy as well.
don’t get me started on that bitch.
Eh I don’t know. I think this title required at least 5 more emojis.
Clearly you got in the inferior taxi!
Quite the opposite, in the perfect taxi there is nothing to insult but the passenger.



