I eat a pretty high protein diet which has the side-effect of giving me really big ones. Sometime my farties exit my anus with such turbulence that it feels like they could do damage. After multiple decade of farties and lots of other wear and tear, could ripping huge ones give me fissures?
Really gotta be careful, I’ve shit myself doing that.
We’ll need some audio to say
Bonk
No but you’ll inadvertently release the T-Virus, Dr. Wesker
You make them sound adorable when you call them “farties”
In my house we call em flappers
(But also im pretty sure the answer is no?)
As the self-proclaimed world champion farter, my answer is no. However if you live in a small house of appartment, you may want to open a window or two to avoid damage to non-reinforced windows and don’t have any lit candles in the house.




