If this get proven to be LLM related some managers should go on trial for severe negligence
60,000 phones are ringing like crazy.
An outage you say. I hadn’t noticed.
It’s actually 363 now, it was down yesterday and today
Darn, Microsoft services are starting to become reachable this morning. I was hoping for an easier Friday.
Cyber terrorists are responsible. They are holding the world to ransom. They have threatened that if their demands are not met, they will restore Teams to full functionality.
Teams had functionality?
Even cyber terrorists have standards
Nothing of value was lost
i was around when they broke up Bell telephone and then ‘deregulation’ happened. Long distance calls are no longer an issue but spam calls can’t be dealt with. I quit answering the phone. If they can’t leave a voice mail, mark as spam.
In other news Microsoft has decided to rename it office suite from office 365 to
Office 364Office 363Still down on my end. My company decided (against my strong opinion) to use the whole microslop suite for the whole company and it’s been a quite… uneventful day. I’ve spent my day reinstalling DarkOSRE on my R36S, trying some new ports and roms… In 18 minutes I end my shift and I’m out until Monday. Meanwhile our IT dept is less than happy with the situation and the real possibility of having to come to the office during the weekend because everything is down and you can’t trust the system to send an alert if something happens.
Next time we have a talk, I’m gonna ask how did the outage go on their end and if they are still so adamantly defending the goodness of microslop.
I love it when core services are down. How am I going to know you have a problem if you can’t contact me? As far as I can tell everything we control must be good to go.
Seems to be back up here in England. It was down an hour ago. Kinda fucked with my work because my employers are Microsoft everything, for security reasons. Lol.
for security reasons
Can’t click on a phishing link if you can’t get any new emails. Seems pretty secure to me.
Makes me think maybe Microsoft have been listening to Morris’ rules of computer security :
- Do not own a computer.
- Do not power it on.
- Do not use it.
If you view all their actions and updates over the past decade in this light - they’ve been helping us, all along!
I really hope it’s LLMs fault lol
They’ll never admit it
You’re absolutely right. I shouldn’t have deleted the Microsoft production environment, and that’s on me.
~ MS 365 Copilot
I didn’t think we would be having issues going into day 2.
Here is where status is being updated by Microsoft:
Well they tried to ask copilot to fix the outage, but nobody could access it today, and there’s noone left at Microsoft that knows how anything works
This is why we don’t need RAM. So streamlined, you never have to even log in to get your email. That’s the future of computing.
